Finally, the last Kickboxer film.

This is probably the least cohesive of the films, and most outlandish. A blinded JCVD trains new-Kurt. Kurt’s girlfriend comes to Thailand and is promptly kidnapped and threatened with sexual violence. Tong-po is now Icelandic.

I can’t express how poor this film is without significant spoileres. But hopefully for your sake you’re not going to watch this.

Kurt dies during the final battle. But somehow he’s brought back to life minutes later with some magic injection into the chest, after which he returns to the ring and fights Tong-po blindfolded for a bit, which somehow makes him better at fighting. Then he removes the blindfold and wins the fight.

It’s dreadful. Don’t watch it. It’s not even fun.

I’m sorry.